Guess What Sucks

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   Hey whats up dude???  I’m a whiter than white asshole with WAY too much money.   Do you have anything totally retarded and silly that i can spend my money on?    NO Ive already got a Blue-Ray player.   YES I have the new season of Greys Anatomy on DVD.   Wait what?    Going OUT for breakfast?   [...]

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   Wow.  Never in my life have been exposed to such self adulation and regard than at a fucking art show.  It doesn’t matter if the person is talented or not.  Being an artist doesn’t even require talent.  Thousands and thousands of years of self expression reduced down to a bunch of quippy ass [...]

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   You suck. Oh my fucking god.  I want to speed up and ignore my destination just so I can follow you to wherever it is you are going and pick you off when you exit your automobile. 
   I want to accelerate my automobile until it is side by side yours on the highway. Then [...]

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Guess what totally fucking sucks?  Tattoos.  
What???   What do you mean they suck Danny??? They are so cool looking and unique!!!!
Fuck you and your stupid waste of money.    Hey I have a few hundred bucks and no personality… maybe I should get a tattoo.
   It seems like its a right of passage for a lot of [...]

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   Wow what a total waste of every ones time.  A giant group of rich assholes all wearing their best spandex and running for some who gives a shit cause.   Some of them push strollers… some bring their dogs… but ALL of them are useless twats with no better way to make themselves feel superior.
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       Porn is pretty exaggerated.  Its like watching Sex 5000.  It shouldn’t be confused with reality at all.  Real women aren’t usually prone to letting 5 guys fuck them until all their fun holes are looser than an old sweater.  I’m willing to bet that not all men have dicks the size of Pringles cans [...]

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     Doesn’t it suck when a woman refuses to suck your balls?   I mean come on… whats the deal here?
You’re down there… and you know we really want it, yet you don’t.  You refuse.  You act like there’s cancer all over them or something.  Don’t gimme that ”well Ill touch them”  or  “Ill play with them… but [...]

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          Man do I miss me some Saturday Morning Cartoons.  I was born in the 70’s,  so I was lucky enough to be a youngster during the last wave of them before they were destroyed in the name of Fascism.  Well that and progress.  Oh and don’t forget the money.  Its always the fucking money.
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       OK we ALL get it. I dont know about anyone else… but it really sucks when youre chatting with someone and they start to tell you about how fucked up they got the night before or the weekend before. I mean seriously… what is happeneing here? I totally understand that you got really wasted [...]

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