Guess What Sucks

   OK I am really getting sick and motherfucking tired of computer generated effects in movies.  Its just gone too far. Its a beast that has gotten too big for its oversized expensive pants. I cant even sit through a lot of movies anymore because of all the worthless creative masturbating that is going on.   It started [...]

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   You suck. Oh my fucking god.  I want to speed up and ignore my destination just so I can follow you to wherever it is you are going and pick you off when you exit your automobile. 
   I want to accelerate my automobile until it is side by side yours on the highway. Then [...]

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     I think Subway is a magical place.  They must employ hundreds of wizards and warlocks posing as “sandwich artists” all over the country.  The reason I believe that is this; When I’m getting my sandwich made… I never see the sandwich leave the counter. Weird huh???   I never actually SEE any employee take my sandwich… go into the back… [...]

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Guess what totally fucking sucks?  Tattoos.  
What???   What do you mean they suck Danny??? They are so cool looking and unique!!!!
Fuck you and your stupid waste of money.    Hey I have a few hundred bucks and no personality… maybe I should get a tattoo.
   It seems like its a right of passage for a lot of [...]

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   Wow what a total waste of every ones time.  A giant group of rich assholes all wearing their best spandex and running for some who gives a shit cause.   Some of them push strollers… some bring their dogs… but ALL of them are useless twats with no better way to make themselves feel superior.
Marathons [...]

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        Did you know that I love hot and spicy foods?  I mean LOVE them.  If its possible… I always doctor up my food to make it HOT.  Peppers of all shapes and sizes (except one), sauces and spices all over the place.  Pizza… Sandwiches… Shrimp… Chicken Livers… Eggs… All of these things [...]

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    Ahhh Billy Crystal
   Who likes this guy?  I’m totally in the dark as to why and how this no talent coat hanger got so fucking famous.  He is famous in a very adult and contemporary sense, kinda like Sting or Paul Simon .  He isn’t too raunchy which means he is safe and he appears at charity events. [...]

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       Porn is pretty exaggerated.  Its like watching Sex 5000.  It shouldn’t be confused with reality at all.  Real women aren’t usually prone to letting 5 guys fuck them until all their fun holes are looser than an old sweater.  I’m willing to bet that not all men have dicks the size of Pringles cans [...]

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      First let me start off by saying that I LOVE horror movies.  Even shitty ones that are more funny than horrific.  There are thousands of them and Id love to watch all of them. But the fact is that most horror movies just arent very good anymore, and Saw is a prime example.
Saw Sucks.
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